Between the Lines

"Of all unimportant subjects, football is the most important" – Pope John Paul II

Ferguson gets knocked over

Posted by hakanrylander on January 30, 2009

I know this is supposed to be an anti-United joke, but I actually found it quite funny (even though the Football League has since changed its sponsor).

Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over…as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are “Where the hell am I?”. The Cashier replies: “don’t worry, its ok, you’re in the Nationwide.” Ferguson replies, “F**k me, is it May already?”

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